I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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