so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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