Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
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How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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