Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
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