am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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