Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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