Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
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