I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
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She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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