let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
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your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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