People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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