Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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