A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
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