If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
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I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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