Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
only you would photoshop your dick
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
We left an ass print on the piano.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
