New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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