so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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