I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I don't think brook has ever known best
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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