Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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