fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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