Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
