Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
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plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
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