I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
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Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
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There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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