just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
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I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
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I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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