This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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