Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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