Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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