dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
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