Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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