My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
she told me i tasted like america
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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