Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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