Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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