But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
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I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Floor bacon is actually really good
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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