I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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