just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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