Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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