i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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