how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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