I can't watch pbs sober anymore
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Randomize
