no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Randomize
