Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
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I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
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I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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