you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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