dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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