isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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