I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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