I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
