okay pat passed out under dana's car
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
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Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
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My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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