i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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