Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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