Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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