K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
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Canadian or clown?
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"