Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
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I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra