she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
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I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
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I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.