I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?