: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
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If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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