I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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