im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
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Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
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Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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