After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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